Candypants- Nerdy Boys

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 Nerdy Boys
Candypants

He goes 40 on the freeway
He plans his day 'round eBay
He'd rather watch Discovery Channel than an instant replay
Steve Jobs is his swami
He folds like origami
I want to bite his pencil neck and make him cry for mommy

Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees
I want to live his junior high fantasies
Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy
I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy

He thinks DNA is pretty
CGI makes him giddy
He'll only listen to the mono version of Surf City
He smells like Hai Karate
Says Mulder wasn't dotty
I want to rip the clothes right off his ectomorphic body

Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees
I want to live his junior high fantasies
Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy
I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy

His high water pants
The way he can't dance
If he wants romance
I say beam me up

You're suave and attaching,
Your socks are always matching
If you want me, better hope myopia is catching
'Cause I don't want an athlete
I tingle for a mathlete
He can count on me to give his head the loving that it needs

Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees
I want to live his junior high fantasies
Just one giant brain I'm his collectable toy
I am a sucker for a nerdy boy
For a nerdy boy
I want a nerdy boy
A dirty nerdy boy

(spoken)
Why don't you take off those tighty-whities?
No, I don't think your butt looks pasty.
It reminds me of the sands of Tattooine
These sheets are very unusual -- is any part of you bionic?
Ooh!
Oh!
(pant)
(pant)
(pant)
(pant)
(cough)
(cough)
I think I need to borrow your inhaler!

Comments

[ayeshadream.livejournal.com]

Relaxing is good.

Out of the 40 she wanted we got almost 300 done. Not bad for one day and needing to do all the tweaking of the mold to get it to flow. :)

[slysidonia.livejournal.com]

what ya doing now?????? ;P

[ayeshadream.livejournal.com]

Tonight? I should be getting my bottom into bed. Tomorrow I've got a plumber coming over tomorrow and Gwen to borrow my pavilion for September War/ Autumn Crown. :) I'd say come on over and hang out (which you're welcome to do) but I know Wednesdays are exhausting for you.

Stop by if you feel up to it though.

I need to make arrangements to pick up another load of donations on Thursday since I won't be doing it tomorrow. I'll have another big batch to pick up on Friday before I head down to crown too.