It would come with a half-dozen outfits in the box, including a selection of Rennaissance and Medieval garb. The extra-rare collector's edition comes with a waist-cincher and leather cuffs. ;)
Period-correct Italian garb, a cookbook, GINORMOUS BREASTS, glasses and a reflexive slapping action, every time the Sirriamnis or Ogremarco action figure calls her Bubba.
It would be cute as a button, have perfect breasts, deep beautiful eyes, a large collection of rennaissance and medieval clothes (purchased separatly), and when you press a button on her back... she tells you her schedule and that she is too busy to do anything with you. :P
She would have more garb and accessories than ary a Barbie ever did, including a fine selection of armor and weaponry. Her Ayeshadream Castle would be bedecked in luxurious tapestries, silks, cushions and carpets. She would have 100 scantily-clad nubile young slaves of the gender(s) of her preference to wait on her hand and foot. Batteries, however, would not be included. :)
I still have to come up with an equally offensive nick name for both of you, but nothing horrible enough comes to mind. There was that one convention I still have to get Ogre back for............
Ohhhhhhh, I can picture yours but I won't spill the details unless you post. Muhahahaha
I just found some activities inclusing some free movies in the park in Edmonds. I was going to post the info but just thought I'd mention that It made me think of you & yours (even more so than usual).
Because she once read on a biffy door at an SCA event that supposedly Heather isn't a "period" name, and somehow Bubba is. Complete shash of course, but clearly the torment continues to this day. :P~~~
Robbie just took sadistic delight in shouting it at me across crowded rooms like others I could names < looks pointly >
Squidly heard somewhere that I had torn my "Kneilzabubba" con badge in half so that you could (somehow) use it and that I'd kept the part reading Kneilza...
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Date: 2006-08-04 06:18 pm (UTC)Mondo cleavage. The rest is just windowdressing.
Watch out Barbi.. she's gonna have your head on a pike!
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Date: 2006-08-04 10:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-04 10:29 pm (UTC)I still have to come up with an equally offensive nick name for both of you, but nothing horrible enough comes to mind. There was that one convention I still have to get Ogre back for............
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Date: 2006-08-04 10:30 pm (UTC)Re: Watch out Barbi.. she's gonna have your head on a pike!
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Date: 2006-08-04 10:33 pm (UTC)Oh, can I have some of each?
"Batteries, however, would not be included."
That's what power cords are for. ;)
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Date: 2006-08-04 10:34 pm (UTC)Of course I'm completely harmless, come a little closer.
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Date: 2006-08-04 10:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-04 10:39 pm (UTC)I just found some activities inclusing some free movies in the park in Edmonds. I was going to post the info but just thought I'd mention that It made me think of you & yours (even more so than usual).
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Date: 2006-08-04 10:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-04 11:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-04 11:06 pm (UTC)Because she once read on a biffy door at an SCA event that supposedly Heather isn't a "period" name, and somehow Bubba is. Complete shash of course, but clearly the torment continues to this day. :P~~~
Robbie just took sadistic delight in shouting it at me across crowded rooms like others I could names < looks pointly >
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Date: 2006-08-04 11:19 pm (UTC)Why, whomever could you mean?
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Date: 2006-08-04 11:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-04 11:37 pm (UTC)One of my goals is to be able to fit into it again.
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Date: 2006-08-05 12:04 am (UTC)Now the settling-in will go on for quite some months, I do believe, but life is good. Very good.
Howsomever, we were discussing your boobage....
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Date: 2006-08-06 02:12 am (UTC)/drool
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Date: 2006-08-07 06:59 am (UTC)Sub-Urban Rumor
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