Yuletide silliness by way of Prarie Home Companion, & my Flist

[raffaellasworld]

http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/programs/2009/12/12/scripts/yule.shtml

Here's the ivy, here's the holly.
Banish all your melancholy.
Don't want data or retrieval,
boy it's fun to be medieval.
It's the life everyone wants.
We don't need no renaissance.
You can have your Reformation.
We prefer inebriation.
Drinking, eating, fornication.
You can go to Sunday School.
We are pagans. We love Yule.
GRUNTING CONTINUES, MEDIEVAL INSTRUMENTS, MARCHING OFF.